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Request-for-Proposal : If you've been getting a good night's rest, it's likely your dreams are telling you to hire KeMeK - if you are part of a self-induced sleep deprivation experiment, it's likely your hallucinations are telling you so - in either case, if you are interested in finding out how we can help you grow your business, please use the Request-for-Proposal form or send us an email to rfp@kemek.com.

Serving our Customers : If you have placed an order for a product through the KeMeK Network, and have questions, please contact our Customer Support Team: support@kemek.com.

The Network or Quid Pro Quo : To begin a dialogue concerning a B2B relationship, strategic partnership, mutually beneficial exchange, another format of synergistic relation, or if you would simply like to understand further the enigma, please contact us at the network@kemek.com.

Marketing : Interested in marketing with KeMeK? There are various opportunities available to you, including the low-altitude urban skydive, complete with a silken parachute branded in your image - please inquire for more details - marketing@kemek.com.

Online Properties : If you have a question about any one of our websites, its contents, color-schemes, political positionings or use of JavaScript, please contact one of the robot clones we have created to handle all things web - virtual@kemek.com.

Money : If you are independently wealthy or a global mega-conglomerate, and would like to turn KeMeK into a multi-billion-dollar enterprise overnight, feel free to send an email to angels@kemek.com - it is likely we will deliver our wax-sealed response immediately, and via messenger pigeon.

Wordsmiths & Writers : To anyone with a profound control of language, dynamic point of view, and a desire to paint an HTML canvas with words - please contact our editorial camp at words@kemek.com.

Workfare : If you are a producer, director, creative, cult leader or other rainmaker, and are interested in turning some portion of your many talents towards developing the KeMeK agenda, please send an email with a curriculum vitae and mission statement to the squadron@kemek.com.

Press Releases : KeMeK offers its own forum dedicated to Press Releases for our partners, clients, friends, and random people we meet on the street - if you have a submission, please send it to press-releases@kemek.com in appropriate format. We in no way guarantee inclusion - but promise we will review each release.

Legalese : If you have a really, really serious question to ask, you may have to talk to our legal people we keep locked in the basement. If your question pertains to our Privacy Policy and/or our collection of data or its use thereafter, please send mail to privacy@kemek.com. If your question is about copyright issues (please view our Copyright Notice), intellectual property, litigation, or murder, please contact legal@kemek.com.

The Operator : If you have no idea where to send your message, and find yourself still trying to figure out what the content and/or purpose of your email actually is - please feel free to contact the operator@kemek.com; please be advised, The Operator is likely investigating the validity of some non-linear construct or executing some other ludicrous experimental exploration into the human condition - resultantly - do not expect a response right away.


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541 Main Street
Union, WV 24983

Box 768
Union, WV 24983


New York City Office.


18 East 105th Street
Suite 16
New York City, NY 10029
Fax : 888.813.5457