Request-for-Proposal
:
If you've been getting a good night's rest, it's likely your dreams are
telling you to hire KeMeK - if you are part of a self-induced sleep deprivation
experiment, it's likely your hallucinations are telling you so - in either
case, if you are interested in finding out how we can help you grow your
business, please use the Request-for-Proposal
form or send us an email to rfp@kemek.com.
Serving our Customers : If you have placed an order for a product
through the KeMeK Network, and have questions, please contact our Customer
Support Team: support@kemek.com.
The Network or Quid Pro Quo : To begin a dialogue concerning
a B2B relationship, strategic partnership, mutually beneficial exchange,
another format of synergistic relation, or if you would simply like to
understand further the enigma, please contact us at the network@kemek.com.
Marketing : Interested in marketing
with KeMeK? There are various opportunities available to you, including
the low-altitude urban skydive, complete with a silken parachute branded
in your image - please inquire for more details - marketing@kemek.com.
Online Properties : If you have a question
about any one of our websites, its contents, color-schemes, political
positionings or use of JavaScript, please contact one of the robot clones
we have created to handle all things web - virtual@kemek.com.
Money : If you are independently wealthy or a global
mega-conglomerate, and would like to turn KeMeK into a multi-billion-dollar
enterprise overnight, feel free to send an email to angels@kemek.com
- it is likely we will deliver our wax-sealed response immediately, and
via messenger pigeon.
Wordsmiths & Writers : To anyone
with a profound control of language, dynamic point of view, and a desire
to paint an HTML canvas with words - please contact our editorial camp
at words@kemek.com.
Workfare
: If you are a producer, director, creative, cult leader or other
rainmaker, and are interested in turning some portion of your many talents
towards developing the KeMeK agenda, please send an email with a curriculum
vitae and mission statement to the squadron@kemek.com.
Press Releases : KeMeK offers its own forum dedicated
to Press Releases for our partners,
clients, friends, and random people we meet on the street - if you have
a submission, please send it to press-releases@kemek.com
in appropriate format. We in no way guarantee inclusion - but promise
we will review each release.
Legalese
:
If you have a really, really serious question to ask, you may have to
talk to our legal people we keep locked in the basement. If your question
pertains to our Privacy
Policy and/or our collection of data or its use thereafter, please
send mail to privacy@kemek.com.
If your question is about copyright issues (please view our Copyright
Notice), intellectual property, litigation, or murder, please contact
legal@kemek.com.
The Operator : If you have no idea where to
send your message, and find yourself still trying to figure out what the
content and/or purpose of your email actually is - please feel free to
contact the operator@kemek.com;
please be advised, The Operator is likely investigating the validity of
some non-linear construct or executing some other ludicrous experimental
exploration into the human condition - resultantly - do not expect a response
right away.
North
American Headquarters, West Virginia.
541 Main Street
Union, WV 24983
Box 768
Union, WV 24983
New York City Office.
18 East 105th Street
Suite 16
New York City, NY 10029
Fax : 888.813.5457
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